Gregorian Kalendaro

Gregorian Kalendaro, born Greg Kal, is an Arconan smuggler. He has a distinctive regional accent which can mistaken for a "valley girl" accent.

Early Life
Greg was born into his nest, a large familial unit on the surface of Arcona. He grew up constantly surrounded by family.

Descent into Crime
When the Arconan economy declined as a result of Imperial trade restrictions, although an Arcona of high moral standing, he had to resort to smuggling a very dangerous hallucinogenic drug into Arcona in order to support his nest. Not only that, but he involved one of his siblings, convincing them to smuggle drugs onto the planet. When his nest discovered what lows he had gone to in order to provide for them, he was shunned. He was forced to change his family name and was exiled, never to return to Arcona again.

Conflict with the Empire
One fateful night, on a drug salty dare, Greg stole the catalytic converter from a Tie Fighter. As a result, he was chased by the Empire until they shot him down over Geonosis. Here he survived for 2 months, subsisting on Flavorless Nutrient Paste®  from his ration kit. Eventually succumbing to desert madness, he produced a family of inflated pig bladders  to fill the hole in his heart that his family used to fill.

Escape from the Star Destroyer
With the help of a malcontent mechanic named Al, their new droid friend, and hinderance from Gilgamesh, Greg and Sarellan managed to escape the Star Destroyer. They escaped from holding, retrieved their possessions (along with two lightsabers), and fled to the hangar. There they convinced 4-TWNT to disable two stormtroopers and cause explosive decompression in the hangar while they made their escape.