Gilgamesh

When you look in the dictionary under the word useless you will find a reference to Gilgamesh, a fat bastard who can't even support his own weight anymore, he is the lead technician for the vending machines on the SS Fuhk and shares an office with Al.

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He is only 19 but weighs 1367 kg pounds and has a hover scooter that no longer hovers due to his tremendous weight. After breaking 57 different models of the Space Rascal 3000, the Monsithto conglomerations technology division created a heavy duty Space Rascal 5000 for Gilgamesh, which he broke the day it arrived. After several attempts the Space Rascal G was created, and although it would not hover under Gilgamesh's' immense weight, it at least moved and did not get crushed (a success in it of itself). This technology was later profitably adapted for widespread use on the Hutt homeworld of Nal Hutta.